I am a love factory. I make love out of high quality plastics at an affordable price.

“Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”

“My apartment complex isn’t. In fact, it’s rather simple.”

“This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So…”

“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.”