I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.

“I make my own lotion. And I add nuts, to make it chewier.”

“I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn’t feel bad, be…”

“Respect is something that should be earned, like eyebrows shaped like windshiel…”

“A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a me…”