I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love you, of course. Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, t…” “A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell yo…” “A telephone cord used to make an excellent leash on people. Now metal chains wo…” “Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess. ”