I am an uncle, though this is not a new feeling for me, as I’ve been one before. I’ve also been 2 through 32, and I turn 33 in March.

“A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t…”

“The four legs of the chair never move, but what if the chair could run as fast …”

“Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of…”

“Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake fo…”