I am but a flower. Do with me what thou wilt.

“The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the…”

“The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where …”

“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorte…”

“At my bachelor party I had Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” play on repeat, while I e…”