I am cursed. Everybody around me dies. It just might take a hundred years for them to do so. Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “My closet’s so full of memories and fearful homosexuals that I have nowhere to …” “Who needs a thermometer? That’s what my nipples are for.” “Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unr…” “I’m a thief, because I stole her heart. That’s so cheesy that I had to end it w…”