I am going to think of you every time I don't have sex. So that'll mean I'll always be thinking of you.

“I’m dropping by. I may hit a few red lights, so I’ll be there in thirteen hours.”

“I can’t even hear the phrase ‘Four score and seven years ago’ without thinking …”

“A car’s gas tank should be see-through, so I don’t have to rely on a possibly f…”

“If I promise you I'll show up fifteen minutes late, I'll always arrive on time.”