I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try snorting it out of the bag.

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“I have slightly less than 60 miles to go, and I’m going slightly faster than 60…”

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“Love is a gift you receive by giving. The more love you give, the more love you…”