I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.

“I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.”

“I’m opening a restaurant called “To Go.” You’d like to go to To Go, but would y…”

“My nose is so big it’s like a mountain ridge on my face. Ladies, you could Mt. …”

“A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no …”