I am illiterate. Just not in English.

“Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy t…”

“After months of training, I broke the record. Then right after that I celebrate…”

“My favorite unit of time is the hour, because I collect them and store as many …”

“My advice: Give it to whoever they are for, before whoever they are gets wherev…”