I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.

“I’d never shoot shrapnel at a bear, because why ruin a perfectly good rug like …”

“I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my c…”

“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pai…”

“If we built a boat out of our love, she’d build an ark, while I’d build a canoe.”