I am Mr. Needleneeds, and I’m looking for a haystack. It’s easier to find than love.

“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for o…”

“I need to drain the thermodynamic fluid from my bathos tub.”

“I think guns would be more effective if bullets worked like boomerangs.”

“A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don'…”