I am not a bat. ~Rephaim

“I mean, like I needed the stress of a fight with slutty Ms. Thinking-She's-All-…”

“He leaned back a little, not taking his arm from around me, but looking into my…”

“I really had no control over my cat. Hell, who actually had control over any ca…”

“So, even in the midst of craziness and exhaustion and life-changing chaos, I wa…”