I am not the monster you think I am. No, I am an entirely different monster. I'm sort of like a mixture between Bigfoot and a shaved beaver.

“You can call me Dr. Love. I’ve got a PhD from Cupid University. My degree came …”

“Love is a gift that costs nothing to give. Love is also the most valuable thing…”

“My shoes are scuffed and dirty from dancing. The grave of my enemy is where I g…”

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemora…”