I am not who I pretend to be, even when I act like myself.

“A haunted house could be used like a Band-Aid to stop a bleeding brick. But why…”

“You may scoff and say I only make ten dollars an hour, but if at the end of an …”

“I found a pristine lake, undisturbed by man. So, of course I had to clang a few…”

“I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg, and it’s going to…”