I am Psmith. I sub-edit.

“It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought…”

“Between an egg that is fried and an egg that is cremated there is a wide and su…”

“At eight o'clock he fell asleep in a chair; and, having undressed him by unbutt…”

“Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried…”