I am Psmith. I sub-edit.

“The Soul's Awakening expression on his face became intensified. Before my revol…”

“From my earliest years I had always wanted to be a writer. It was not that I ha…”

“It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then dec…”

“Jeeves," I said, "listen attentively. I don't want to give the impression that …”