I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from backing down from a fight.

“A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They’ve been apart for s…”

“I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is ev…”

“When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colo…”

“She didn’t have the body of the supermodel. But that’s OK, because she didn’t h…”