I am the alligator of love. But I’d make better boots than a lover.

“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
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“I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.”

“I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.”

“When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundr…”