I am the assembly line of love. Please take off your shoes before you run on my conveyer belt.

“I’m wearing shoes made of sea foam, and I am here to seduce the elderly. If you…”

“I was laughing in the park, when I saw some fool throwing what I thought was a …”

“The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all th…”

“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, an…”