I am the bathtub of desire, but damnit woman, I saw you eyeing that swimming pool.

“Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.”

“I am the tomato of grapes. I am the cherry of tomatoes. I am the red fruit of l…”

“I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke w…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”