I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.


“I want to mass produce wretchedness. An unsatisfactory factory. Then I want to …”

“I just got circumcised, and to help the homeless, I’m going to make a tent out …”

“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turn…”

“Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is…”