I am the Chuck Yeager of love. You’ll need to wear earplugs when I break the sound barrier of your heart.

“Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday—my first birthd…”

“Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feel…”

“I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.”

“A brick could be slid on a wood floor, like a rolling bowling ball, in an attem…”