I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my silent “p.” Stay quiet woman!

“It’d be quite absurd to equate a math equation with love. But that is exactly w…”

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“Politicians are people with easy answers for hard problems.”

“His name was Chase, so to make things interesting, I gave him a bit of a head s…”