I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.

“There are exactly thirteen letters in my name, and there are also thirteen lett…”

“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my a…”

“After I had my computer about a month, I finally figured out how to turn it on.…”

“Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a carto…”