I am the gaiaphage.

“Todo el mundo tendría que tener defectos. ¿No es eso lo que nos hace interesant…”

“It's not like I've spent my life beating he boys back with a flaming torch.”

“But there was one bully to rule them all, one bully to find them, one bully to …”

“It's over, Sam. Finally.""Yeah," he said. "I guess it is.""Turn out the light, …”