I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.

“I’m halfway to being a father. Not 4.5 months out of 9, but ½ of a mating ritua…”

“A blanket could be used to draw a map on—a treasure map, and not something Goog…”

“If there were a speedometer that went from 0-1, that’d measure how fast I fell …”

“It’s a comforting thought knowing that no matter how old I get, I can always ge…”