I am the lingering blinker clicking rhythmically long after the dotted line has been crossed. I’m the most courteous fuck you on the road.

“A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as…”

“I make art for one person and one person only. And as soon as I find that one p…”

“I can feel my cheeks through your cheesecake buttocks.”

“If someone is playing on my fear, the natural tendency for a person is to throw…”