I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.

“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the m…”

“A politician’s word is like a thick tree branch, and the people are all hanging…”

“I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it fr…”

“If we built a boat out of our love, she’d build an ark, while I’d build a canoe.”