I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.

“The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a n…”

“I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.”

“It’s been said that the urine of a person with diabetes is sweet, and I want to…”

“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef,…”