I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me.

“Yes, ma’am, I will take seconds. Your dinner tastes like excrement. I scream, y…”

“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can rea…”

“I punched him 14 times in the face, and he didn’t even try to hit me back. He w…”

“When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to …”