I am the time machine of love. Quick, pull my big lever!

“I don’t care if I’m on the moon, the party is on the sun, and I am an albino, y…”

“My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It bea…”

“Trying to put a baby back in the womb is like trying to convert a butterfly int…”

“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart tr…”