I am the Wheelbarrow of Love. Let me get back to work.

“When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blink…”

“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But w…”

“Pele popularized the bicycle kick, and I created the unicycle kick. It’s like t…”

“It reminds me of something Zelda told her friend about me when she didn’t think…”