I am the William Wallace of love. Wait, no I’m not, I’m the Robert the Bruce.

“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 f…”

“A blanket could be used to cover up my leftover meatloaf. But I’m not intereste…”

“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”

“Being strong is not the same as being a strong being. I should know because cow…”