I am too far gone to be rehabilitated.

“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t …”

“I would like to be able to say that she broke my heart but I know better. I bro…”

“When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?”

“Girls aren't beautiful, they're pretty. Beautiful is too heavy a word to assign…”