I am upset. I have reservations about dinner for two at 8:00. I have reservations about my reservations.

“A brick could be surgically inserted in the chest of a man who needs a heart tr…”

“If you’re going to hit on me, please wear boxing gloves. I get it though, becau…”

“Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.”

“I feel like I’m late for love. I’ll be 30 in March. Damn it! I knew I should ha…”