I am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Giggler.

“My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.
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“A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your fo…”

“I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your…”

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel lik…”