I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our transaction.

“Panic juice—try not to choke while chugging it.”

“I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air.”

“I can’t tell you how much I love kissing ass. Especially wealthy, cellulose-sti…”

“I made an ice sculpture that represents my love for you. It never melts.”