I applied for an overnight stocking position at a supermarket, but I didn’t get the job. It probably went to somebody the manager knew. What, did I have to go to Harvard to get the kind of connections necessary to get an $8.00/hr job?

“I like watching other people watching other people.”

“Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a carto…”

“Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.”

“Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passi…”