I asked her if she’d give me all her love, and she flatly said no. I got excited because while she said she wouldn’t give me all her love, she said nothing about not wanting to give me some of her love.

“If I give you an historical reference, am I dating myself? No, because the only…”

“The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roo…”

“No matter how far I throw a ball, if I took the path of the ball and arced it a…”

“When I have to be in two places at once, my mind at once decides twice which on…”