I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet's toga.

“My lucky rabbit's foot has kept me alive all these years. Hopefully it will do …”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch footba…”

“Just one simple word choice directed at me can throw me into a bad mood and mak…”

“The political system, it’s a shame it’s a sham.”