I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for me.

“The legend of Sam, the homosexual hermaphrodite.
(The impossibility is half pos…”

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you…”

“Randy Rowdy makes me rowdy. And randy. But Randy Randy gets me twice as horny a…”

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”