I asked myself a question, but I wouldn’t answer, because it was too personal. I wish I had a clone, so he could answer for me.

“If I say “No decision has been made,” it’s a lie—because I have decided to rema…”

“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get…”

“Smiling is the way the soul says hello. Obviously a frown means goodbye. Is the…”

“If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?”