I ate a slice of humble pie, and it tasted like apples.

“Should I masturbate before we meet up? I don’t want to be horny and thinking wi…”

“I saw a white toilet, with no plumbing, alone in a field of snow. Well, almost …”

“I think it would be funny to dye somebody’s pool red and then throw dead fish i…”

“I’ve got a flesh-colored tattoo. I drew it myself. You should see it sometime, …”