I ate the evidence he’d been murdered. What Carl called “Kevin,” I called dinner.

“33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One …”

“When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that i…”

“The only lip I want to hear from you is you kissing my ear.”

“I talk about talking like I listen to listening—in a room with mirrored walls t…”