I believe that guns offer the most bang for the buck.

“I’ll gyrate my hips at irate guests to generate income for the generations.”

“And then she walked out of my life forever. Too bad she was hitchhiking. I shou…”

“If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.”

“A great band name would be Tickling Whiskers. Especially if the lead singer is …”