I belong, and my penis, it be long.

“Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying…”

“Learn body language so you can not only speak it, but misspeak it too.”

“My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and…”

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free.…”