I booked a table for two at a five-star restaurant. Rebecca couldn’t make it, because at the last minute I backed out of asking her.

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe…”

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, beca…”

“A brick could be used to win the love of a beautiful girl. The trick to getting…”