I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand.

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”

“Things should go where I intend them to go, not where I tend to put them.”

“He said he thinks he’s God, and I said, In that case, I’m an atheist.”

“I’m not gentlemanly. When I’m gentle, I’m not manly, and when I’m manly, I’m no…”