I bought a house in a depressed neighborhood. The prices weren’t low, but the people were all bummed out.

“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get emp…”

“Love is a bridge between your future and mine. A bridge constructed entirely ou…”

“I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate w…”

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate …”