I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.

“I want to invent a Laughometer, a device to measure and gauge humor, which woul…”

“Why do old people drive slow? They have the least amount of time left on earth,…”

“Richard Dawkins can suck my Dickens.”

“Money, like a person whose first name is Money, shouldn’t be what you spend you…”